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Sprinter of life (it's actually a school project)She 's winning! She's winning," said one of the audience. The girl raced to the finish line, "SHE WON!!!"
After the girl received her champion in a sprinting competition, a journalist rushed towards her and asked "How do you feel for winning the champion, Miss Jane Lung?"
Jane Lung replied "It feels miraculous and amazing that I got a champion. I've never thought about it, because you know, I got an amputated leg."
It was a year ago. Jane Lung was once a healthy, popular girl. She had a lot of friends and she had a dream of being a policewoman. She had also won a lot of awards.
One day, her boyfriend broke up with her. She was severely depressed that she got drunk by drinking too many cans of beer that her dad left in the fridge.
"I don't wanna live....." she said in an extremely depressed way, and she walked down to the street, hoping to be crashed by a vehicle.
Fortunately, or unfortunately to her, she didn't die.
The next morning, she woke up on a
Genghis Whenever we were bad my mother used to take us to the mall to see Genghis Kahn. They kept him in a dusty diorama of a Mongolian steppe, all tall grass and yurts. He sat on a throne of bone (well, plastic shaped like bone), scowling in incomprehension at the American kids who flocked around him like startled lemmings. My mother would usually push us toward him, saying things like “Tell him what you did to your father’s stamp collection.” Genghis would give a grunt, spit a wad of phlegm onto the tall grass, and give us a wizened, wrinkled grimace, as if he had to go to the bathroom.
He terrified me.
My brother couldn’t get enough of him.
When my brother got caught in my mother’s evening dress, my mother grabbed us both and dragged us to Genghis. It was a slow day, and we were the only kids crowding him. “Tell him what you did,” my mother hissed a
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